You might be pregnant if ...

1. You have a secret stash of sour cream and onion Pringles and beef jerky strategically placed in your home.

2. You have to pee every single hour. Regardless of how much you drink.

3. You have to get up at least once in the middle of the night to pee.

4. You see a sign for hot dogs while driving through town and consequently have to stop at the store to buy hot dogs because they sound that good.

5. You're actually able to eat a Macho Meal. And you crave it on occasion. (Don't judge; I've only given in once!)

6. You buy band aids at the store for your husband's blistered finger. You go through self-checkout and swear you remember putting the band aids in the bag. But once at home, you have the receipt...but no band aids. You call customer service and explain what happened, hoping someone either turned the band aids in or that they'll refund you (they were the good quality, expensive band aids). Instead, the man rudely declares that it's your fault since you went through self-checkout, so he refuses to do anything about it. You get off the phone and sob. Not just cry; sob. And you can't stop even though you know you're being irrational.

7. You're prone to anger. You're totally fine one minute, but something small can send you over the edge. And inevitably, you're super irrational about it.

8. You crave an Arctic Rush Freeze from Dairy Queen every minute of every day. Seriously.

9. Half the time you cry, you genuinely don't know why you're crying.

10.  Before you're completely asleep at night, you notice a pool of drool and wonder, "What?! I'm awake! How did that even happen?!" ...In the morning, the drool puddle is even larger..

11. You make a list of how you can tell you're pregnant ... and realize you're a complete nut case!